Should we dig him up?

Well, it has been attempted before but never accomplished. There is a very specific list of insdtructions to follow when reserecting dead historians. First you must cover your self with Betty Croker Confetti Frosting. Note: MUST BE BETTY CROCKER! Then you must run throught the streets at exactly 11:35 at night chanting "Rusty Spoons" repeatedly to the tune of Itsy Bitsy Spider. Then you must light three purple candles on his grave stone. Then you dig him up. But you must use tooth picks to dig, nothing else! This is probably the most important step. Once you have finially dug him up and he is alive, feel free to do what ever you like with him. Beware, though, you must return him to his grave before sun rise. Good Luck!