How can i be a Christian vampire?

Ok i don't want any answers that say "vampires aren't real" first of all...and i know vampires are real...but anyways...how can i be a christian vampire because i have been saved and been baptized but i have the gothic spirit and i want to be a vamp...i love God but i really really wanna be a vampire so is there any way i can be a christian vampire and if so...how?